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Feel free to let the reindeer relieve themselves while on the roofs of these peoples’ homes. 3. To meet a person from Google who handles the ranking updates in a bar late at night after they’ve been drinking for four or five hours. I only need 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! I’ve been so good. 4. Five minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates. 5. A few hours with your list of bad people who will get coal for the holidays. Don’t worry, I can figure out which ones are f Keep The Publicity Machine Rolling with Reprints p>More than half of America skips the Super Bowl, the nation’s most-watched TV event. So it stands to reason that not all your prospects will see your publicity, even if you’re on 60 Minutes and Oprah. Create a strategy to use your publicity proactively to rea Dear Santa, I want: 1. A lump of coal to be given to the bad person or persons at Yahoo who’ve been deleting my pages from their search engine results. 2. 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