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Other Added - Seecrets on Search Engines: Joe Nogood Becomes President in Landslide Victory
An overview of online advertising ...Online advertising can be a very cost-effective solution to promote your business or product. There are many different types and although many can give you good exposure for your money, some can lose you money very quickly if you do not know how to do it properly. Online advertising is not the same as offline advertising. It is in many ways a much more direct medium than T
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogoo
You couldn't help but be captivated by the unbelievably cute kid with the amazingly controlled falsetto voice and electric dance moves. He was only 10 years old, when he exploded onto the music scene, along with his brothers as the lead singer of the Jackson 5, but he had the stage presence of a twenty year veteran. Before or since, I haven't seen a child that talented, that gifted, that dynamic, that charismatic![Author’s note: Some may have read portions of this article before – you can proceed to the next section. This author apologizes for his human error.]
Joe runs for Political Office
Joe: Let’s go and visit DMV.
Stan: DMV? You’ve just renewed your driving license last week.
Joe: Not the Department of Motor Vehicles, you dummy. The Drunkards of Mountain View – they’re so fixated on brandy, burgundy, booze stuff (referring to Google’s search algorithms’ names). They are drunk with their own success.
Stan: What name will they use for their next algorithm?
Joe: BS.
Stan: But, BS is an organic matter. What has that got to do with booze?
Joe: Ah, the Danes use plenty of that stuff to make methane gas. By using genetically modified bacteria, you can use this BS stuff to make ethane gas, the precursor of ethanol – pure 200-proof alcohol.
Stan: Why visit these drunkards then?
Joe: All their rankings stuff are BS. Somehow, they managed to convince the whole world and make a lot of money in the process. They may provide a few pointers on how to be President.
Stan: President?
Joe: By using DMV in our pages, DMV is related to roads and being a middle-of-the-road candidate, we’ll occupy all top 100 rankings for all our web pages. Joe I. Nogood is running for President with the slogan "I NoGood".
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogoo
It was the sixth house Mark and Andrea had looked at in just one day, and they hoped it would be better than the previous five. The house was slightly out of their price range, but the real estate agent had insisted they at least look at it.Pulling into the driveway, they couldn’t help but gaze at the house, perched so peacefully beside the Maumee River and illuminated by orange tint of the sunset. At first
Stan: What name will they use for their next algorithm?
Joe: BS.
Stan: But, BS is an organic matter. What has that got to do with booze?
Joe: Ah, the Danes use plenty of that stuff to make methane gas. By using genetically modified bacteria, you can use this BS stuff to make ethane gas, the precursor of ethanol – pure 200-proof alcohol.
Stan: Why visit these drunkards then?
Joe: All their rankings stuff are BS. Somehow, they managed to convince the whole world and make a lot of money in the process. They may provide a few pointers on how to be President.
Stan: President?
Joe: By using DMV in our pages, DMV is related to roads and being a middle-of-the-road candidate, we’ll occupy all top 100 rankings for all our web pages. Joe I. Nogood is running for President with the slogan "I NoGood".
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogoo
Unified messaging is a telecommunications system with advanced features that allows for a single destination for voicemail, email and faxes. It functions as a virtual secretary, PBX system and fax machine. With one unified messaging phone number your clients/customers can send you a voicemail message, send you a fax, or reach you at any number of locations and have it all come to your email, online web panel, or v
Joe: Ah, the Danes use plenty of that stuff to make methane gas. By using genetically modified bacteria, you can use this BS stuff to make ethane gas, the precursor of ethanol – pure 200-proof alcohol.
Stan: Why visit these drunkards then?
Joe: All their rankings stuff are BS. Somehow, they managed to convince the whole world and make a lot of money in the process. They may provide a few pointers on how to be President.
Stan: President?
Joe: By using DMV in our pages, DMV is related to roads and being a middle-of-the-road candidate, we’ll occupy all top 100 rankings for all our web pages. Joe I. Nogood is running for President with the slogan "I NoGood".
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogoo
If you are a woman and looking for a career in sales then you’re not alone. Over the last couple of decades, lots of women have ventured into what was once men’s work. In fact, a recent survey by the sales sector has revealed that women have seemingly performed better than men when it comes to sales. This is highly controversial. Therefore, let’s have a look into why a sales career is being so lucrative for women of
Stan: President?
Joe: By using DMV in our pages, DMV is related to roads and being a middle-of-the-road candidate, we’ll occupy all top 100 rankings for all our web pages. Joe I. Nogood is running for President with the slogan "I NoGood".
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogoo
Many mobile car wash entrepreneurs assume that if they can get a car wash concession at the Regional Mall that they will be set for life. Yet, we see from history that this is not always true.For instance there are local politics concerned and someone who has a car wash or many car washes in a large city sitting on 3 million dollar pieces of property has a large payment each month and a Return on Investment t
Stan (thinking to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant, relevant. Just maybe, Joe will make a great President. Maybe.
Joe becomes President-elect
"Bushmen Americans extinct" – screamed a headline. Independent candidate, Joe I. Nogood won the presidential election using the slogan "I, Nogood". Joe swept all the Electoral College votes in an unprecedented result.
The Republican candidate, in his ungracious conceding speech, remarked that Joe is a twin reincarnation of communists, alluding to the president-elect’s name; Josef Ilyanov Nogood (may be referring to Josef Stalin and Vladimir Ilyanov Lenin).
The third candidate was more succinct. The Democrats ignored an obscure warning from an equally obscure article – "An Ant watching Giants Fight". Each time an internet search for certain keywords, the list invariably showed Joe’s campaign sites and his supporters. That is the same for every voter’s concern; Joe’s messages occupied all Top 100 rankings. The search engine is a presidential candidate’s best friend.
Internet experts suspected that a group of hackers, the NoGoodies, hacked the other candidates’ web pages. When a mouse hovered over Joe’s rival’s name, the popup hint flashes "NoGood for President". Imagine the twin effects these invisible tags created.
[To be continued]
Stan Seecrets Postulate: Poets try to capture the essence of the universe with the elegance of words. Mathematicians try to do the same with their formula and numbers. Therefore, mathematicians are calculative poe
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