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Do You Want to Become a Entrepreneur?What does it take to become a successful Entrepreneur? Entrepreneurs are unique and they are unlike "most people". I have been entrepreneur for the past 10 years, and it hasn't been all glory. Entrepreneurship is challenging and rewarding. It has allowed many indulgent items in our family
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
M
You would probably ask, is it possible to achieve career success with 5Ds? Yes, it is possible. These 5Ds I am referring to stands for Dependability, Determination, Delight, Detailed and Devoted. Not only will they increase your chances of achieving career success, they will also increase your motivation at work.Throug
Mr C Onfusion, the owner of Oh No Ltd sits waiting to be called forward in the surgery waiting room.
Receptionist: Mr Onfusion, The Business GP will see you now.
Mr O: Thank you.
Mr O makes his way down to the door of his Business GP. Come in says a friendly voice in response to his assertive knock.
GP: Good morning Clive, how may I help you?
Mr O: Well I
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it is a little embarrassing.
GP: Clive (smiling and leaning forward), you are amongst friends, please feel free to express yourself.
Mr O: I know that (looking worried), but nobody seems to understand me.
GP: (Leaning forward) Please carry on.
Mr O: Let me explain. The other day
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GP: (Nods)
Mr O:
.I was sat with my operations team. I asked them to submit a report to me explaining why the ERP system was not demonstrating the ROI we needed. Why the e-CRM component was not showing an increased rate of acquisition and retention, and growing our AWOP, ARP and GP.
GP: And what happened?
Mr O: Well they all looked at me blankly.
GP: I wonder why? (Looking blankly still)
Mr O: What do you mean?
GP: Well I am not sure if the problem is the ECG, BP, BCG, TB or even the HDTV.
Mr O: (Sits back, looks, and pauses for a moment) Pardon?
GP: Well at least I know the problem.
Mr O: You do what is it?
GP: You have an acute case of jargonitus it hits many senior managers in many businesses.
Mr O: Is it serious?
GP: It can be but I can help.
The GP takes out his notepad and starts writing. Taking a few seconds to carefully craft something. Mr O tries to see what is being written but it is too well shielded, so he waits patiently.
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
Mr
Although you will find plenty of emphasis on the way a company markets itself and its services, very little attention is usually given to individuals and how best they can market themselves. The reality on the ground is that good personal marketing has become critical in an increasingly competitive and shrinking jobs market.
GP: Clive (smiling and leaning forward), you are amongst friends, please feel free to express yourself.
Mr O: I know that (looking worried), but nobody seems to understand me.
GP: (Leaning forward) Please carry on.
Mr O: Let me explain. The other day .
GP: (Nods)
Mr O: .I was sat with my operations team. I asked them to submit a report to me explaining why the ERP system was not demonstrating the ROI we needed. Why the e-CRM component was not showing an increased rate of acquisition and retention, and growing our AWOP, ARP and GP.
GP: And what happened?
Mr O: Well they all looked at me blankly.
GP: I wonder why? (Looking blankly still)
Mr O: What do you mean?
GP: Well I am not sure if the problem is the ECG, BP, BCG, TB or even the HDTV.
Mr O: (Sits back, looks, and pauses for a moment) Pardon?
GP: Well at least I know the problem.
Mr O: You do what is it?
GP: You have an acute case of jargonitus it hits many senior managers in many businesses.
Mr O: Is it serious?
GP: It can be but I can help.
The GP takes out his notepad and starts writing. Taking a few seconds to carefully craft something. Mr O tries to see what is being written but it is too well shielded, so he waits patiently.
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
M
Do you ever stand in awe of those people who seem to know everybody and everything? I know I do! Regardless of what you're looking for, these people have their finger on the pulse of the 'Net and know where to find it. Their network of resources and people is incredible! Yours can be, too. It's actually very simple to create a netwo
GP: And what happened?
Mr O: Well they all looked at me blankly.
GP: I wonder why? (Looking blankly still)
Mr O: What do you mean?
GP: Well I am not sure if the problem is the ECG, BP, BCG, TB or even the HDTV.
Mr O: (Sits back, looks, and pauses for a moment) Pardon?
GP: Well at least I know the problem.
Mr O: You do what is it?
GP: You have an acute case of jargonitus it hits many senior managers in many businesses.
Mr O: Is it serious?
GP: It can be but I can help.
The GP takes out his notepad and starts writing. Taking a few seconds to carefully craft something. Mr O tries to see what is being written but it is too well shielded, so he waits patiently.
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
M
Get Off the Treadmill - Exit Your Rat Race!We can all get in a rut from time to time. Who hasnt had a moment in their lives where youve asked yourself the question: Why am I doing this? Whether it's who you've become, the business you are in, your career, relationships, where you live or all of the above - sometim
GP: Well at least I know the problem.
Mr O: You do what is it?
GP: You have an acute case of jargonitus it hits many senior managers in many businesses.
Mr O: Is it serious?
GP: It can be but I can help.
The GP takes out his notepad and starts writing. Taking a few seconds to carefully craft something. Mr O tries to see what is being written but it is too well shielded, so he waits patiently.
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
M
Ever see an amazing band perform and wonder why you've never heard of them before? Ever see an astonishing artist on the street and wonder why isn't their work isn?t in a gallery? Ever see an astounding independent film and wonder why people all over the world don't know about it?Me too!It breaks my heart to kno
After a minute the GP presents him with a piece of paper.
ARP+ROI+ERP+AWOP+GP = Jargonitus
Mr O: (Looking puzzled) Jargonitus???
GP: Yes a disease of the business executive. The ability to stop talking in plain English to those around you.
Mr O: Is there a remedy?
GP: There is, and it is simpler than you may think (GP starts scrawling on his prescription pad and hands it to Mr O)
Mr O: (Reading the pad) A dose of plain English every day for six weeks?
GP: Yes, if you write or say something that an 8 or 9 year old wouldnt understand then dont say it or write it.
Mr O: Thank you so much.
GP: I will test you again in six weeks time.
Mr O leaves, a big smile on his face shows his relief.
The GP phones Jean his receptionist Jean can you show Mr Sugar in for his 12.30 please.
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