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Again, surprising, according to my mate Richard – or Dick, as we call him; he hasn’t been accosted by the Thought Police yet, for uttering his shortened name when being introduced to ladies called Fanny. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe that blackboard really is a chalkboard, and Blackpool really is Holiday Town. I certainly know that Christmas in Birmingham is Winterville, and cards contain pictures of tractors instead of the politically-incorrect Christian symbols. I wish to God – oops, sorry – that we could revert to Olde Worlde traditions and tell the PC Brigade to get stuffed – sorry, that’s offensive to turkeys. But you know what I mean. Erosion of common sense prevails, and simple Simons – sorry, Simon, I’m so un-PC t How to Pick a Lawyer >Then it has to be the Dick part of the name which is offensive. 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Erosion of common sense prevails, and simple Simons – sorry, Simon, I’m so un-PC t If You Want To Be A Millionaire, Talk To Millionaires I wish to God – oops, sorry – that we could revert to Olde Worlde traditions and tell the PC Brigade to get stuffed – sorry, that’s offensive to turkeys.If you want to be a millionaire, talk to millionaires.You have decided you want a better life, more money, more free time, a bright future, an exciting life. Make sure you talk to people who ar But you know what I mean. Erosion of common sense prevails, and simple Simons – sorry, Simon, I’m so un-PC today - sit behind mahogany – can I say that? – desks, with squirting fountain pens in hand – sorry, that is so laden with sexual references, isn’t it? – and scribble crazy – apologies to people in mental homes – laws that have absolutely no bearing on reality at all.
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